BLACK TRUMPETS.
The trumpet of death, the horn of plenty, the Craterellus Cornucopioides…this mysterious mushroom goes by many names. Like the goth girl in your screen printing class, its dark nature belies a friendly personality underneath. Favored by the mushroom-horny French, its earthy taste complements most meats. If you want to get really hippy-dippy, dehydrating them brings out their woodsy flavor even more, and is a great way to add umami to your vegan dishes. Bathe your hands in recycled rain water, dress yourself in hemp, throw some potato peelings in your compost garden, and revel in the self-righteous fact that you are a better person than everyone else in the entire world.
BLACK TRUMPETS.
The trumpet of death, the horn of plenty, the Craterellus Cornucopioides…this mysterious mushroom goes by many names. Like the goth girl in your screen printing class, its dark nature belies a friendly personality underneath. Favored by the mushroom-horny French, its earthy taste complements most meats. If you want to get really hippy-dippy, dehydrating them brings out their woodsy flavor even more, and is a great way to add umami to your vegan dishes. Bathe your hands in recycled rain water, dress yourself in hemp, throw some potato peelings in your compost garden, and revel in the self-righteous fact that you are a better person than everyone else in the entire world.
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Black Chanterelle Mushroom
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