OFFAL.

Heralded in the underground scene of meat, offal can sound awful (get it?) to even the hippest diners. Tongue, testicles, guts…this ain’t your mainstream meat. Still feeling elitist and quirky for ordering pork belly tacos at the food truck? Get over yourself. Pork belly is SO LAST YEAR. It takes real men (and hipsters) to eat balls. Not to be attempted by amateur chefs, you are best off traveling to Paris and eating in chi-chi restaurants in the chi-chi Marais neighborhood where you will further embarrass yourself by attempting to order balls and brains in bad French.

OFFAL.

Heralded in the underground scene of meat, offal can sound awful (get it?) to even the hippest diners. Tongue, testicles, guts…this ain’t your mainstream meat. Still feeling elitist and quirky for ordering pork belly tacos at the food truck? Get over yourself. Pork belly is SO LAST YEAR. It takes real men (and hipsters) to eat balls. Not to be attempted by amateur chefs, you are best off traveling to Paris and eating in chi-chi restaurants in the chi-chi Marais neighborhood where you will further embarrass yourself by attempting to order balls and brains in bad French.

OFFAL.

Heralded in the underground scene of meat, offal can sound awful (get it?) to even the hippest diners. Tongue, testicles, guts…this ain’t your mainstream meat. Still feeling elitist and quirky for ordering pork belly tacos at the food truck? Get over yourself. Pork belly is SO LAST YEAR. It takes real men (and hipsters) to eat balls. Not to be attempted by amateur chefs, you are best off traveling to Paris and eating in chi-chi restaurants in the chi-chi Marais neighborhood where you will further embarrass yourself by attempting to order balls and brains in bad French.

OFFAL.

Heralded in the underground scene of meat, offal can sound awful (get it?) to even the hippest diners. Tongue, testicles, guts…this ain’t your mainstream meat. Still feeling elitist and quirky for ordering pork belly tacos at the food truck? Get over yourself. Pork belly is SO LAST YEAR. It takes real men (and hipsters) to eat balls. Not to be attempted by amateur chefs, you are best off traveling to Paris and eating in chi-chi restaurants in the chi-chi Marais neighborhood where you will further embarrass yourself by attempting to order balls and brains in bad French.

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