KOMBUCHA.
Similar to the high-strung, hypersensitive vegan friend who listens to way too much Devendra Banhart, Kombucha is a fermented tea drink with doubtful health claims and many loyal followers. Claimed by many to “detoxify the body and mind,” its high levels of glucaric acid give it a unique taste similar to frog urine and/or human bile. Best served chilled, with a strong sense of self-righteousness and Jesus sandals.
KOMBUCHA.
Similar to the high-strung, hypersensitive vegan friend who listens to way too much Devendra Banhart, Kombucha is a fermented tea drink with doubtful health claims and many loyal followers. Claimed by many to “detoxify the body and mind,” its high levels of glucaric acid give it a unique taste similar to frog urine and/or human bile. Best served chilled, with a strong sense of self-righteousness and Jesus sandals.
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